“See. I told you so. I told you it would melt.”
After Antarctica did a total and complete meltdown, Al Gore became the 1st American to venture into the Arctic’s 87-degree water before his bottom became stuck on a sandbar.
The Coast Guard had to use wenches and tackle to free his blubber butt, but moments later he was dragged out to sea by a Giant Squid.
And as he slowly drifted into the sunset he could be heard screaming,” F-ck global warming. I was just kidding!” Yada, yadda, yada…